November 25, 2020

Spring Main Stage 2021: THE SECRETARIES by The Five Lesbian Brothers

THE SECRETARIES By The Five Lesbian Brothers
Directed by Jenna Tamimi

March 12*, 13 @ 7:30pm
March 14 @ 2:00pm
March 17,18,19 @ 7:30pm

*Reserved for people affiliated with L&C Gender Studies Symposium.

A Five Lesbian Brothers Play
Directed by Jenna Tamimi

To make In-House** reservations: email
Live Stream reservations:

** PLEASE NOTE: all “In-House” seats are currently SOLD OUT. (please consider our invitation to come & standby at show time in case a seat becomes available)

L&C COVID policy restricts “In-House” seating to only already permitted on-campus students/faculty/staff.  Masks REQUIRED.


The spring production is a campy extravaganza of Slim Fast–chugging murderess-secretaries!

Welcome to the Cooney Lumber Mill in Big Bone, Oregon, where everything is bigger (and bloodier). A new girl joins the steno pool. She’s pretty and good at everything she puts her mind to, but how far will she go? Fitting into this clique (cult?) takes charm and the ability to wield a chainsaw. Once a month a lumberjack mysteriously disappears, and a secretary ends up in his jacket. Cooney Lumber Mill’s secretaries may take their murderous rage out on lumberjacks but the real horror the play reveals is the emotional violence between women.

This campy horror-comedy is a feminist contemplation on internalized homophobia and sexism.

Wigs, flannel, chainsaws, and a critique of the patriarchy!