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Home town Eugene, OR
What you like most about frisbee Cutting deep, Bonus if I actually get the disc. Also, frisbee people are fun.
First concert you ever went to Um. My parents took me to a bunch when I was young. I think the first was Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
Most recent concert Macklemore? I think…
Favorite Artemis cheer Shake that assss.
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland Getting up to shenanigans with friends. And eating froyo.
How you like your eggs Omeletted. With delicious things inside.
Not pictured: Kelly Lammers ’15
Home town boulder coloradical
What you like most about frisbee all the fine ladies… And hucking disks
First concert you ever went to atmosphere
Most recent concert blue scholars
Favorite Artemis cheer A is for our… What!?
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland Jess. And blowing glass. That’s pretty exciting. Oh! And voodoo! So bomb.
How you like your eggs poached in hollandaise… I could nom for days. Literally. Days.
Anything else you feel like sharing Love the hulk.
Home town Seattle
What you like most about frisbee I like laying out in the mud
First concert you ever went to probably George Clinton
Most recent concert Fresh Espresso
Favorite Artemis cheer Roof*** for breakfast
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland eat at obscure brunch places
How you like your eggs over easy
Home town Seattle
What you like most about frisbee the people, the tournaments, & hucking
First concert you ever went to Bumbershoot 2009 something. Possibly Katy Perry
Most recent concert Mumford & Sons
Favorite Artemis cheer Deep cuts, heads up & shake that ass
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland boning
How you like your eggs if you put eggs in front of me I will eat them.
Not Pictured: Kaitlyn True ’14, Alexandra Grinberg ’14, Jessica Jordan ’14
Home town Roseville, MN
What you like most about frisbee I like everything about frisbee
First concert you ever went to Band concert?
Most recent concert Orchestra concert… (I’m not much of a concert person…) *Artemis loves her anyways
Favorite Artemis cheer They’re all good really, I am not much of a cheer person
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland Morning runs on Mt. Tabor or in Tryon
How you like your eggs Over easy
Biggest secret: I went through anger management when I was 5.
Home town Boulder, Colorado
What you like most about frisbee Going deep and getting wierd
First concert you ever went to Nutcrackers on Nutcrackers…. then Maroon 5
Most recent concert Leftover Salmon
Favorite Artemis cheer Shake that A**
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland Food cart hoppin and day trips
How you like your eggs Organic, free range, local, praised, happy, trade free, grass fed, kosher, and with aardvark sauce all over.
Home town Tiburon, CA
What you like most about frisbee Getting to see people lay out and do cool shit, and then trying to do it myself.
First concert you ever went to The Strokes
Most recent concert I seriously don’t even remember. Probably Macklemore.
Favorite Artemis cheer Shake that ass, B****
Favorite thing to do at LC/Portland Bike everywhere! Probably ultimately to a bar.
How you like your eggs I like my eggs like I like my cutters: poached
Helen Mead AKA “Melen Head”
Height: 5’ 3 1/2”
Hometown: Orinda, CA
Kitchen Utensil: ice cream scoop cause we all scream for ice cream!
Favorite frisbee memory: On the drive up to chico when Dharma agreed to marry me!
Name: Hannah “DC” Louis
Hometown: San Rafael, California
Secret: I like to eat tomatoe sauce on everything or just by its self.
Kitchen utensil: A kitchen aid because they make everything easier the in kitchen
Name: Molly “M-D” Leonard
Hometown: Evergreen, Colorado
Kitchen utensil: A wooden spoon because I like to mix things up.
Name: Michelle Tynan
Kitchen utensil: Toaster are the custest appliance, and toast is an essential part of my life.
Favorite Frisbee Memory: Blasting James Brown and dancing in the parkinglot at OMG
Name: Miriam “Mam” Robinson
Height: 5’4 1/2”
Hometown: Seattle, Washington
Favorite Frisbee Memory: Akiyo’s first licorice jelly bean….. “I hate America”
Name: Allison “H-Storm” Perry
Hometown: Honolulu, Hawaii
Favorite Joke: “Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?” “That’s
because he worked it out with a pencil!”
Name: Steph “StephInfection” Schwartz
Hometown: St. Paul, Minnesota
Deepest secret: I can identify people by their fart smell. Not actually a secret
Name: Dharma “DRAMA” / “Gangsta” Khalsa
Hometown: San Francisco, California
Deepest secret: I would tell you but then Id have to kill you.
Favorite Frisbee Memory: All of last semester with artemis!
Name: Margaret “MC” Williams
Hometown: Rockport, Maine
Favorite Frisbee Memory: Getting lost in Eugene in a golden toga OR making new friends from other teams at tournaments.
Name: Anna Kristensen
Height: 9’ 8”
Hometown: Sharon, Vermont
“If I were a kitchen utensil, I would be a peeler because I want to see what lies underneath…”
Name: Jen “Canada” Douglas
Hometown: Vancouver, Canada
“I wanted to be the land porpoise at the OFUDGE Olympics”
Name: Sarah “Serbia/SRB” Read-Brown
Hometown: Minnetonka, CHilly Minnesota
Favorite Joke: “Knock Knock” “Who’s There” “Smell Mop…” gross
Name: Kelsey “Coldtits” Colpitts
Hometown: Seattle, Washington (is so beautiful)
Name: Becca “stack momma” Fitch
Height: Tall enough to take down “The Yeti”
Hometown: Santa Cruz, California
Favorite Frisbee Memory: “Coming out of the sunroof…at PLU”
Name: Genevieve “G” Stevens (Coach)
Year: Undergrad ’99 (University of Northern Colorado), Grad ’04 (Portland State University)
Hometown: Littleton, CO
Claim to fame: Five consecutive nationals with four different teams.
Important to know: I have not played longer than most of the team has been alive, yet.